Read Online Free The Part About the Dragon Was (Mostly) True (Heloise the Bard #1) by Sean Gibson (Goodreads Author) - OZJ

Sure you think you know the story of the fearsome red dragon Dragonia. Youve heard all about how it terrorized the village of Skendrick until a brave band of heroes?elvish warrior Nadinta Ghettinwood Ratarian wizard Whiska Taliesin mighty rock giant Borgunder Gunderbor and streetwise prestidigitator Rumscrabble Tooltinker?answered the noble villagers call for aid.Sure you think you know the story of the fearsome red dragon Dragonia. Youve heard all about how it terrorized the village of Skendrick until a brave band of heroes?elvish warrior Nadinta Ghettinwood Ratarian wizard Whiska Taliesin mighty rock giant Borgunder Gunderbor and streetwise prestidigitator Rumscrabble Tooltinker?answered the noble villagers call for aid. How nothing?not the orcs of the Gloom Forest not the shambling bog men of the Dukbuter Swamp not a cryptic riddle issued by a talking mountain not even a terrifying minotaur?could stop those brave souls from facing down the dragon. How they emerged victorious and laden with treasure.But even in a world filled with epic adventures and tales of derring-do where dragons goblins and unlicensed prestidigitators run amok legendary heroes dont always know what theyre doing. Sometimes theyre clueless. Sometimes beleaguered townsfolk are more hapless than helpless. And orcs? Sometimes they dont actually want to eat your children and they aren't even all assholes. Heloise the Bard Eritheas most renowned storyteller (at least to hear her tell it) is here to set the record straight. See it turns out adventuring isnt easy (though it is incredibly stinky) and true heroism is as rare as an articulate villager. Having spent decades propagating this particular myth (which incidentally she wrote) shes finally able to tell the real story?for which she just so happened to have a front-row seat.Welcome to Erithea. Hope you brought a change of undergarments?things are going to get messy. ADVANCE PRAISE FOR THE PART ABOUT THE DRAGON WAS (MOSTLY) TRUE?Sean Gibsons The Part About The Dragon Was Mostly True is the rare book that is full of action and excitement but is also a natural effortless extension of the writers humor and personality. I felt like I was reading a version of Lord of the Rings by way of Joss Whedon only funnier and with more Rock Giant poop jokes.? ? Scott Weinstein Author of Team of Steves and Weekend Update Co-Producer - Saturday Night Live ?This is a book. What? You told me to be honest?wait why are you making air quotes when I say ?honest? And why are you getting out your knife?? ? Rumscrabble Tooltinker Unlicensed Prestidigitator?Urk kunk grummh nuk kur grubble knuck.? ? High Chieftain Gnurk Blurglesplick of the Orcs of the Gloom Forest?Undoubtedly one of the best books Ill never read.? ? Kenneth the Pretty Okay Sometimes Wandering But Usually Sedentary Minstrel(less)

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